MET gala every year
- one good dude outfit
- four good girl outfits
- everyone else basic to bad
- a couple arrives that is so out of left fucking field. Remember when FKA showed up with Edward Cullen for the first time
- all Kardashians ignore the theme
- Rihanna has the best outfit
- no one is happy
Brain: You’re a horrible, worthless, garbage person, and your life is going nowhere but to hell.
Me: I don’t know what the fuck you expect me to do about that at 11PM, my dude.
